Relationships 103: Tips for Women

The agreed upon deal has granted me another chance to spew out my vast knowledge to UNW Nation and all other readers around the globe. Fat chance that I actually get a view from anywhere but in the United States, however I decided it sounded good. Statistically speaking based on the amount of internet users world wide maybe one person was looking for relationship advice and they stumbled upon greatness. Back to my original point, I have reached the appropriate number of views from the previous post and a topic has been nominated.

I apologize for the late arrival of this blog, but my computer was out of commission for a few days while I waited for a power cord to be sent to the bachelor pad in Brookings.

Perhaps the only reason some people read my blog is due to the shout out portion. I love the tradition I have created with this segment. The small chance that one can reach celebrity status on such a prestigious blog as mine gravitates people to this section. Unless of course you are Josh Swore and it has become routine to be name dropped. The shout out correlates to a little under 10 seconds of fame assuming between an 8th or 9th grade reading level based on the 1993 National Assessment of Adult Literacy. Let's move right into the 10 second slots. Feel free to time yourself if you are self conscious about your reading level. Shout out to Isaac Schultz who has become my president of marketing and doing a fabulous job I might add. He is responsible for bringing me out of retirement and helping to keep the blog afloat. Shout out to @UNW_DatingTips (we have a quid pro-quo relationship) who also markets my blog to almost 400 UNW students. I appreciate the advertising and would like to encourage all who do not follow them to do so immediately. Shout out to Prez Cureton for possibly reading this blog. Schultz has done wonders on this marketing piece and I would be honored to have the Bigga Figga (helps to say in a gangsta voice) become a fervent reader. Finally, I need to give a well deserved shout out to Rob Reynolds. Robbie Baby! Rob has graciously provided the topic for this blog. A quick side note I need to add before wrapping up Rob's shout out portion. Rob has showed an unbelievable amount of hospitality at the Merrill home and if any lady is lucky enough to take advantage of that I highly recommend it. After all, my affections for the deer stand and Balzer sleeping below are vast, but parting ways from the house for a certain female would bring honor to both the deer stand and another land lord's pocket book. 

Once again I am being asked to present on an idea I have no real credibility. I am bewildered as to why people even read my blogs on relationship advice. This blog has become the male version of Dear Abby. Twice have I tried my luck on asking a female on a date. The responses were opposite but the end result was shared. Eons of dating history has allowed me to formulate theories not intended to be known by the common man. As always, before continuing be prepared for absolute truth. May I recommend a few things to the women? The intent of this post is to create irresistible women through advice for continuous improvement. Taking knowledge from Relationships 102: How to Read Men Like a Book and now this post, women readers of my blog should be dropping like flies from the single ranks. Relationships 103: Tips for Women. 

Tip #1 Cosmetics

This section contains tips on hair, makeup, and tanning. 

It has long been known that men are attracted to longer hair. I will not go into why this is the case (I know why but will not say), but it is true. Careful to not be extreme with this tip because hair down to one's buttocks is a 'hair' too long for my liking and I believe I speak for all men. Short hair can provide a great look for some women, however a quick story will illustrate why this is not ideal. When my sister got back from Bolivia, she had cut off a few inches of her hair. Before the cut, she had hair slightly past her shoulders (at least I think so) and after the cut it was not below her neck. The cut did not look bad by any means but it gave her what I call a "mom" look. Mom's usually have shorter hair because it is one less thing for babies to be pulling at above the belt. It is only hair and will grow back, but if you are trying to get your hots on I suggest longer hair. 

My final suggestion on hair is to be wary of color change. For some apparent reason, women feel the need to change their look with more frequency than men would like. Even though it may not be true, whenever I see a girl changing her look frequently it screams lack of self confidence. By changing her look I am not referring to straightening, curling, or whatever else ladies do on a daily basis. Small changes like those may actually generate an extremely favorable response. If a man goes as far as complimenting the change without the girl asking, he is a huge fan and his true thoughts are "wow you look gorgeous today." (It does not count if you ask him what he thinks because that is the same trap as the classic overweight girl asking "do I look fat?" either he lies or gets slapped in the face. Lose-lose even if he does legitimately like the change) The most dangerous of color changes involves red. There are plenty of women who look good with their natural red hair, however switching to ginger status is never an upgrade for a natural blonde or brunette. Please do every man a favor and keep your natural color - highlights acceptable. 

As far as makeup goes, men greatly respect a woman who takes time to get ready each morning. However, there is a big difference between putting on some makeup and looking like you fell face first into wedding cake. The more natural the look the better. No makeup at all is a medium risk-astronomical reward situation. A fear of every man is to wake up in the morning and not recognize his wife. Makeup will never cause a woman to make a huge leap in 1-10 rating scale. Less is more.

I wrap up the cosmetics section with my advice on tanning. Tan women look good. Contrary to popular belief, orange is not so good. There is not a natural mate for the orange people. In my opinion, they fall into a completely new race. If you do not take my advice on tanning I suggest transferring to Syracuse where you will most likely be received with open arms and a complimentary bag of cheetos on the house. I have never seen the sun create an orange girl so be cautious of tanning beds. Being pasty in the winter in the frozen tundra is expected.

Tip #2 Texting

I call this section texting but really I expand it all the way out to any sort of communication through messaging. This is where women have the power. For the most part, a man's messaging does not involve anything but words and periods. Women on the other hand use all the fancy buttons  ! :) ;) :( :0 :/. If he is found using these fancy buttons please refer back to "How to Read Men Like a Book" and realize he likes you. Let me explain how women really have the power here. This is an excellent way for a girl to show interest very early on. It is light, easy, and does not seem out of place. Men are animals and stupid on the side. When a girl thinks she is giving subtle hints, I would venture to say that the guy has no clue a majority of the time. Sometimes guys need a little extra nudge for him to realize there is potential. Ideally, men would just walk around and say "hey, you are good looking. Let's go on a date." Society has made everything so complicated. Unfortunately, most Christian women would think he is coming on a little too strong if a man displayed this kind of behavior (or he would instantaneously fall into the creepy or charming category based solely on his looks). I am always a huge fan of men initiating anything big, it is up to you whether or not you deem this as a big step or not. Remember, this may be just what he needs to get the hint.

Now my final point to bring this section to a close, all sources of messaging works both ways. If the man is constantly the one initiating everything, he will become frustrated. It's a drag to always have to initiate conversation even if he is crazy about the girl. A woman who knows how to initiate conversation is to be valued more than fine jewels and a man shall reward her greatly (the texting proverb).

Tip #3 Showing Interest

This is different from the texting section because this advice is for personal communication. Showing interest is easy as long as the girl can become comfortable enough to put herself out on a limb. All women have to do is two simple things. First, laugh at some things he says even if they are not that funny. Secondly, be physical. Light slaps on the arm, grabbing his arm, a quick back scratch, or anything similar will send the appropriate message. The beauty of being physical with him is that you will get a reaction and that reaction will tell you how he received physical contact. Men have a hard time hiding their "feelings" when touched. Take that however you want, but it is true.

Tip #4 Killing the Cat

This is a phrase I often use to explain getting rid of an unwanted male. A quick story will help describe when this phrase is to be used in proper context. A few weeks ago I was hanging out with my brother who is a sophomore (junior to be) in college. One of his friends that is a girl was talking about how annoyed she was with this "creepy" guy (I put creepy in quotes here and am referring to the creepy/charming category I briefly mentioned earlier). Anyway, this creepy guy would not quit texting/snapchatting her. I asked her if she would text him back. She proceeded to explain how she does text back because she does not want to be rude. I then inserted my famous phrase, "you gotta take the cat out back and shoot it right between the eyes." Gruesome but necessary. Killing the Cat means you must be straight-forward, to the point, and probably a little mean depending on how relentless he is. I give the Tim Youtzy guarantee that if done exactly like I stated, that creepy guy will not bother you anymore. The skill of Killing the Cat is a must for all women. This is a life skill and may even help you avoid being pressured into an unwanted relationship. You are welcome.

Tip#5 Immature Man

Women need to learn to decipher between two separate types of immaturity which I often think are wrongly placed together. I think some women see immaturity as a single issue, but really there are two different types that are separate issues. Spiritually immature vs. bodily immature. Spiritually immature is an instant red flag and may require Killing the Cat. Bodily immature is unavoidable. I know plenty of happily married men who are advanced in age who still laugh at the passing of gas and make jokes referring to bedroom activity. The only men who do not find any of this comical are dead. Enjoy trying to find a dead boyfriend. Even the Saint Josh Balzer can be found chuckling from time to time at things a 5 year old would laugh at. The bodily immature side of every man must be embraced by every women only to the point where the girl shakes her head and moves on.

Tip #6 Optimal Wife

If you surveyed every UNW male, I am for certain that if asked which they would prefer, their wife to work vs. being a stay at home mom, over 90% would choose the latter. A girl with career ambition is greatly appreciated. In the end, if she gives up her goals to be a homemaker there is only one thing hotter: my final point.

Above all tips, this is the one to put a heavy focus on. Every Christian man wants a woman firmly rooted in her Christian beliefs. As cliche as that sounds, I do not think we look to this as a great asset when attracting a Christian mate. When a girl's Christian beliefs are evident, there is nothing more attractive. The more their beliefs match up, the more attractive she will become. I guarantee that.

After full reflection upon this topic I hope you are approaching my mental competence when it comes to relationships. To be honest, hopefully you have passed me a long time ago but just find my blog entertaining.

My ego wants this post to go UNW viral like some previous ones, but the humble side of me thinks this may have been my final post. I will continue with the "Schultz Agreement" but this may have been a good post to end on. Perhaps it is my time to wrap it up. All good things must come to end. It would be a great honor to pass the torch on like my masters before me (Club Trillion -> Lance Wetberg, mixing in some Thoughts from the Guardshack) who unknowingly got me to this point.

Best of luck to all on your journey from 101 to 401.

Tootles

   

The Single Games

I'm back! Upon completion of Relationships 102 I made a promise with an avid follower that I would come back if the post received 100 views. Relationships 102 went viral at NWC, so now I am just a man fulfilling a promise. Part of the deal also required that I would not come up with my own ideas anymore. All of my blogs will now come from suggestions from the crowd. Any future blogs will be based upon the success of this post. I am a numbers guy and if my ROI is not good enough I will terminate the blog we all love. This being the case, I will announce my retirement at the end of all future posts so I will have a formal retirement when that sad day comes.

Before getting into the meat of the post, I need to continue the tradition I have started by giving a few shout outs. First and most important has to go to Isaac Schultz. Congratulations on bringing me out of retirement and making dreams come true to most of NWC Nation by having me write another post. Also, nice work making the blog go viral. Next shout out goes to Kassidy Cook for completing what I would consider to be about 2 years of course work in about 5 months. Congrats on reaching relationships 301. I am looking forward to when you reach relationships 401, but I need to inform you that you will never complete 401 until you die because passing 401 requires a complete understanding of the female specimen. The relationship courses bring a whole new meaning to life-long learner. Best of luck in your endeavor. Shout out to Ellis Libby for giving me the idea for this post. I have tinkered with the original idea to give it my own "Roll." I have decided to have Ellis Libby replace Josh Swore just for this post for giving me the idea. That being said, I would like to advertise Ellis to all my female readers. This man deserves to be in 201. Just remember ladies, though he may be grimy now, men always get better looking with age, especially business men like Ellis.

At the senior athletic banquet Ellis proposed that I write a post on senioritis. Most of the time this term refers to a college or high school senior who becomes lackadaisical in their work as graduation approaches. However, Ellis wanted me to blog about senioritis in NWC vernacular which then refers to people becoming stressed about finding a mate before they leave the 3003. Let's face it, if you do not get married at Northwestern you will never get married. Thus, senioritis has been stressing out students since 1902 (minus those couple of years in the 70s when NWC shut down). Quite frankly, I do not think I had enough material to write an entire post on senioritis, so I have decided to map out the life of NWC students. I honestly did not even want to write another post about relationships but that is what NWC wants to hear about.

Growing up one of my favorite types of books were those where you would choose one scenario and then that decision would affect the rest of the book. A choose your own ending type. I believe I have mastered something similar with the paths NWC students can take in regard to their dating lives at NWC. In this post, there will be times where you must choose your own path. You get to decide whether the path you choose is similar to real life or not, however I encourage you to decide on one path and stick with it. Every decision good or bad has brought you this far, might as well continue doing things as you have done before. Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side.

I have one final warning before I begin. The closer people get to retirement, the more lax they become about following the rules because who cares if you get fired. There are some who may find this to be my most offensive post. The past can hurt, and the truth can hurt. This is going to be good.

When you arrive at NWC you are either single or are in a relationship. As profound as that last statement was, it truly affects everything. If you are in a relationship when you get to NWC or enter one before Christmas break go to 1A. If you remained single during this time go to 1B. At anytime if you break up with your significant other head straight to 4.

1A
Nice work! If you are a guy, you most likely landed a very good looking girl. If you are a girl, congrats on being the girl that every other girl is jealous of for a few months. As awesome as this relationship is, it has its set backs. You have entered a relationship during a critical time in college when you are forming friend groups. Your friends are others who are dating and your significant other. This is fine but when it comes time to look for roommates for next year it seems like these are the people on the outside looking in. It will always seem like other people have formed a lot closer relationships with the members of the same sex. The fact is they do have better guy-guy/girl-girl relationships because you have been spending most of your time with your partner. You will probably miss out on some epic times when your friends are doing crazy things.

This route works out fine for many couples. You will get married before you graduate and be tapping into that tuition savings benefit of being married. Your road ends here happily married before graduation, your picture with the rock the day you became engaged, and having avoided all of the pressure of senioritis. Skip down to the second to last paragraph.

1B
Thank goodness! You have successful made it through the gauntlet that is the first 3 months at NWC. Guys, you were smart enough to avoid all the cling-ons and crazies. You already have enough funny stories for a lifetime. You also avoided making a dumb decision in your immaturity. Girls, nice job not falling for that first guy who showed immediate interest. You have taken a step back waiting for your own maturation process even if you eventually enter a relationship with that guy. I would recommend not dating freshman year at all, but there are certain individuals who are ready, especially girls (and double especially if the guy is a year or two older). However, by waiting until 2nd semester you have formed solid relationships with many people around you both men and women. Your journey continues to Sophomore year which is labeled 2.

2
Entering Sophomore year you are either in a new relationship or are still riding the single train. Sophomore and Junior year are very much alike and thus have been grouped together in this blog. If you are in or enter a relationship anytime during this period head to 2A. If you remained single during this entire period head to 2B.

2A
Your dating life is nice. Both parties are mature and are headed into a more serious phase of the relationship and life. You find yourself hanging out with friends, while also spending quality time with your significant other. Your friend group includes both singles and couples. Finding something to do is never difficult and fun is always awaiting. For women, I think this is a perfect spot to find yourself in. For men, this spot has a couple of negatives, but for the most part has nothing to regret. You have found yourself a solid wife-to-be. The drawback is that you are now responsible for your girlfriend and yourself. This can be time consuming and will cause you to miss out on being able to do whatever you want with your guy friends. On a positive note, you have matured a lot through some of the difficult times of a relationship. You are battle tested, but the leash only reaches so far in what you would consider a fun night. You are married between your senior year and a year or so after graduation. Your journey happily ends here. Enjoy the honeymoon!!!!

2B
You are either really ugly, really stupid, or really awesome. I would like to think I error on the awesome side and you can too. You made it to your senior year being single. In the past year, you have formed an awesome relationship with a member of the same sex you normally would not have done if it weren't for you being single. You have some of the craziest pranks and stories. Singles are gathering together, forming friend groups apart from their fellow couple friends which always end with a hilarious and widely inappropriate night. Scroll down to 4 to see where your senior year will take you.

4
Being single is epic. During your 3 years leading up to now you have also come to realize that all guys are immature or every single girl you are interested in does not seem to understand why you would be perfect together. The pickings are slim. Senioritis begins to hit you hard. You do not want to settle for any girl/guy, but time is of the essence. If you enter a relationship during your senior year go to 2A. If you made it your entire 4 years being single or graduated single due to breakups head to 4A.

4A
You have avoided senioritis! You are an endangered species. You made it through the entire game, but somehow you lost. Riddle me that. Your parents are becoming anxious if you will ever find someone. Trying to meet Christian singles in the business world is like trying to find Waldo except you have no clue what they are wearing. For women in this situation, I am sorry to inform you that your MRS degree was a failure. You will get married eventually based on statistics, but the time frame you had in mind is probably long gone. If you are a dude, props to you minus your high school friends questioning if you are gay or not (who really cares what people in high school think though). Before long, every toy you dreamed of having when you were younger will be a reality. A boat, a motorcycle, a four wheeler, a jet ski, or whatever will eventually make its way to you. School loans are quickly (or relatively quickly) paid off due to a lack of expenses. There has been a detrimental drop in your health as frozen pizzas and PB&J sandwiches are no longer keeping your six pack abs intact. Some of your close friends may joke that you are destined for a life of celibacy. No worries, statistically you will get married as well. Your journey continues until the man/woman of your dreams comes along. Return to the beginning of 4A and repeat until married. Until then, enjoy the free time and a full wallet.

There you have it. The Single Games. Each path is a little different, but based on the numbers all roads will lead to marriage for more than 90%. After reading this (only if you made it to 4A), it may be in your best interest to start wearing red and white with blue jeans just in case someone takes my Where's Waldo reference to heart. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Lastly, I need to announce my retirement in case this post does not get enough views. I want to thank all my viewers, especially the women because we all know your views count as double. Lastly, I want to thank myself for being awesome.

Keep Rollin Yahtzee's

Relationships 102: How to Read Men Like a Book

For some reason, whenever I blog about myself it struggles to get the astronomical views I receive when writing canonical pieces such as NWC Media Day and Relationships 101. I should not be surprised that NWC loves hearing about relationships. With these overwhelming stats I decided at the last second to not write a blog on my drive back to Iowa. Ok thanks for calling my bluff on that one. I have been hounded by people on the outside to write another blog. As a late Christmas gift to all of my followers I give to you another post. This is about the time of year most people finally get their Christmas letters out and you can put this post in a similar category based on its timeliness. For those of you who were wishing for post season football awards or intramural basketball media day, Santa did not come with those. Santa did come with Relationships 102 which is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Merry Christmas.

Sometime back I promised a few things. The first was that I would give another personal shout out to Josh Swore for finally passing an online course I teach. Swore has mentioned several times to me that I need to write an entire post about him, and I still feel this is unnecessary. The second item I promised was to write what I had coined "Relationships 102: How to Read Men Like a Book" so here goes nothing.

Some things to remember before I start. All men are the same at some level. We are simple and logical creatures who often do not find ourselves in tune with the emotional realm. Trust me ladies, you want this from men. Imagine an emotional man at the same time you ladies are overly emotional. YIKES (Natures natural balance where guys get the short end of the stick if they have reached relationships 201). Therefore, since we are logical, I give to you several tests that can be used to read men and their "feelings." Truly you are reading their thoughts because what they think and do will tell you exactly what he is feeling. The more tests you find coinciding with his behavior the more sure you can be about how he feels. Really what these tests are designed to do is help answer the question 'Does this guy like me?' Women the last thing to remember is to not read too much into anything. Stick to the question ‘Does this guy like me?’ and try not to keep asking yourself ‘What did that mean?’ Once again let me remind you that men are simple. Pay attention to what he does more than what he says, at least in the initial phases. All these tests are simple (just like men) and can be done by any girl.

Social Media Test

This test is fairly simple and one of the earliest of the tests. Everyone has Facebook and a majority have Twitter as well.  How much does this guy pop up on your news feed? Have you noticed him liking pictures that he would have had to search through your profile a bit to find? Is he commenting on some of those same type of photos? Does he comment or like every status update you have? Does he favorite, retweet, or reply to several of your tweets?  For me, this test usually confirms what I already know. If I were a lady I would use this test as a starting point to give me hints. Obviously there are some people who live on social media sites and some people who barely use them. For this very reason, the social media test is a starting point. Continued social media interaction in anyway should simply be taken note of.

Bump Into Test

This test is hard to identify if you do not know what you are looking for. It can even be tricky if you understand what is going on. I am not 100% positive, but I am fairly sure women do this very thing to a certain extent as well. The difficult thing to not do with this test is to read too much into the scenario, and trust me, that is what women do about everything men related. Men have an innate ability to "bump into" women we have a particular liking. This does not mean that he literally bumps into you on the sidewalk. Guys I do not recommend trying that. It simply means that this guy seems to run into you in casual, normal settings. Let me try and give an example to make this test a bit more clear. Both the guy and girl frequent the library for personal studies. The two of you have been acquaintances for some time, but recently you think he may have some interest. You both have your own separate table at the library, but you notice that when he gets up to use the restroom he goes a little out of his way to walk by your table and say hi. This is pretty classic.

Looking Test

This test is similar to the Bump Into test in that it can be hard to identify if you are not paying attention. Also, similar to the Bump Into test, the Looking test is done by women as well. Both men and women are very sneaky with this test because there is a fear of getting caught staring. Do you ever catch this guy looking across the room at you when you are not talking or making an abnormal movement. I decided to add the abnormal movement part because the eye is naturally tuned to look toward any type of movement. Just try and not look up when someone enters a room. Every man has ADD to some extent so expect him to be distracted by abnormal movement. I do not remember where I heard or saw this trick, but if I were a female I would yawn and then look around to see who else is yawning. I already stated that the social media test is the very beginning of the tests but the Looking Test has potential to precede the Social Media Test.

Name Test

This is the hardest test to determine the true results. Many studies have been done and they all say that when a guy/girl likes a girl/guy they are more apt to use their name instead of common pronouns. This is the hardest test because your name can be used by anyone. However, the frequency by which it is used will answer this test question for you. In a normal conversation, two or three times is a lot. In text messages, check for something like this… “How u doin? compared to “How u doin today (insert your name)? Which one sounds better ladies? Pick number 2 my lord (Shrek quote).

A small side note to look for in the name test is to check for a nickname. Sometimes he will use the nickname right in front of you and that is a dead giveaway. Especially early, do not count on this one. More than likely he has some sort of nickname or even a code name for you. It is possible that he could be talking about you while you are in the same room and you would not even know it. Men are weird like that. I would love to insert some examples here, but I cannot giveaway some of the nickname secrets. Do not worry too much about this one women and simply let it slide. If things progress towards relationships 201 you will usually learn the nicknames he has for you.

Laugh Test

This is probably my favorite test. Men and women both do this test as well. I hate to break it to you women but in general men are funnier. For the most part a quality women are looking for in a man is to have a good sense of humor. Men have a similar want for a sense of humor in women. However, men know that women are naturally not going to be as funny as their dude friends. So what is there to test? Watch how much he laughs at what you say including text messages. He wants you to be funny so if he laughs even at things which are not very funny, he is somehow making himself think that you are funnier than you actually are. The funnier you are the less he will find himself laughing at pointless things because his need for you to be funny has been satisfied. Have a good sense of humor ladies, and if you do not, be sure that he will be laughing at things that are not that funny.

Physical Test

Watch a bunch of guys for just a few minutes to realize they are physically beings. Even the completely straight guys seem to always be touching each other in some fashion. Thus the butt slap in sports, created by completely straight men that could be viewed as homosexual in any other setting. Oxymoronic. Be thankful ladies if you are going after a solid guy he will not be butt slapping you anytime soon. That being said, his physical nature is still in full rage. Watch for simple acts of physical nature. Fist pounds, high fives, handshakes, a pat on the back, a nudge, all are good examples of early physical tests. Men want to touch.

Out of the Way Test

This is one of the more comical tests especially when you know a guy likes a girl and you see him doing this. Everyone is selfish to some extent and I think men in general are more selfish creatures than women. The Out of the Way Test is an act of pure unselfishness. If a man goes out of his way for a girl it is a good sign that he has some interest. Something as simple as watching a movie he would rather not watch could be seen as him going out of the way for you. Anytime he does something he absolutely does not want to do but does not complain about it, he passes this test. Every man in relationships 201+ has done this and it is not a sign of being whipped.

Emoticon Test

If you are a girl and need this test to confirm the overlying question, the dude needs to work on his cues or you are off in your own little world. Men have no uses for emoticons in texts except for bromance texts or to flirt. More than 1 emoticon ought to give it away. :) and ;) are good. Run if you see <3.

Well ladies there you have it. It really is this simple. Remember, do not read into anything too much and never over think anything. Chances are he does not even remember what he said or did to make you over think something. Use facts and logic only and you are well on your well to understanding his thoughts which truly lead to his feelings. 

Feel free to comment below on anything you disagree with or would like better clarification. I know Relationships 101 had some strong disagreements about certain points from the XX population and many of these may be left unanswered. 

It has been a fun ride with Yahtzee’s Roll, but I am officially announcing my retirement from Yahtzee's Roll on Life effective the 31^st of March 2013. NWC Media Day received 88 views at the time of this post and I would love to see this post break 100 as my finale. I want to thank all my followers who have made this possible. Lastly, I want to thank myself for being awesome.

Keep Rollin Yahtzee's